SCHOOOOOOOOL'S OUT - FOR - CHRISTMAS!
SCHOOOOOOOOL'S OUT - FOR - TWO WEEKS!
MY SCHOOL'S - CLOSED DOWN, WITH - SNOWIIING...
Okay, enough Alice Cooper. It's Christmas, and the holy wards of Christmas spirit have driven away the evils of school for the time being. That, and Kathryn made a really cool snowman.
Well, what's been up? Nothing much as usual over here in my world, as I mostly made this blog to try and get into the habit of posting on this here blog on a regular basis, and keep you all informed on what mildy interesting topics I feel have to share with all of you, and to jump on the "HAY GUYS IN CASE YOU DIDENT NOTICE IT'S CHRISTMAS ETC ETC ETC" bandwagon, but I guess I could talk about my 6th form options and how something was meant to hapen today but Springwood had to freeze over like a total dumbass. That'll do.
So, I picked out my 6th form options and they would be Performing Arts, History and Media Studies. I have defected from dull and irrepressibly drab and awful Drama for the following reason, typed out to you in script form:
Ben: Oh man oh man oh man I can't decide between Drama and Performing Arts and I need this piece of paper in by next Thursday!
Ben's Inner Reason: Hold up tough guy. Why don't you review the details in the booklets?
Ben: WHOAH WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
Ben's Inner Reason: <-- Read that.
Ben: Oh. Hi, Ben's Inner Reason. Also, good idea.
(Ben reads through the Drama booklet, coloured in black and grey)
Ben: (reading) "Drama is a subject in which pupils can study Drama from a variety of views, such as" WAIT. (goes back a little and reads it again) "...in which pupils can, STUDY, Drama, in..."
(...pause...)
Ben: OH MY GOOOOD, SCREW THAT!
(throws Drama booklet at the wall. It explodes in a flash of magnificent colours like a fireworks display. It spells out Eat at Joe's)
Ben: Okay let's see what Performing Arts is all about.
(the Performing Arts booklet takes the form of an extremely buff dude made of gold)
Performing Arts: HAY. YOU DUNNO WHAT SUBJECT YOU WANNA PICK, FOO?!
Ben: Well yeah, but uh...
PA: NO WAIT, SHUT UP A SECOND AIGHT?
Ben: Uh, ok.
PA: YOU REMEMBER THAT PERFORMANCE YOU DID AT THE CORN EXCHANGE? WINTER'S TALE? BLEW EVERYONE'S SOCKS OFF? THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL NO-ONE ABOUT IT COS YOU WERE AN IGNORANT FATASS?!
Ben: yes.
PA: YOU SHOULD PICK ME AS A SUBJECT! THAT'S WHERE ALL THE ACTION IS! YOU DON'T GET NO WRITTEN WORK OR STUDYIN' OR ESSAYS OR NOTHIN'! YOU'RE JUST ACTIN' ON STAGE LIKE IN WINTER'S TALE, TEARIN SHIZ UP AN' STUFF!
Ben: Sounds good to me.
PA: DAAAMN RIGHT MY WHITE PERSON
Ben: Would you quit talking in all caps? My viewer's reading voices in their heads are screaming.
PA: Yeah ok, sorry.
Ben: But thanks for making my decision a lot easier anyhow.
PA: Salright.
(PA turns back into a booklet. Ben stares at him for a second then grins evilly. He takes PA and puts him in the paper shredder)
PA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben: (relaxed and grinning to himself) This settles things.
(loud applause. Ben bows and goes to the podium to collect his Awesome Award)
Ben Stiller (applauding in the audience): He's earned it.
Tom Cruise (next to Ben Stiller in the audience): I'll say.
Bloody hell, that was vain. Anyhow, that's what I picked for my options. For anyone else running away with me, I must say you made an excellent choice and I look forward to seeing you in 6th Form! If not and you're stay with Drama, good luck anyway with all the long and drawn-out boring essays and studying of what I should have been doing on stage all this time. On that note, good luck also to everyone in rehearsals for Kinetic and the Siege! Too bad I couldn't be there with you, but I guess something's always in the way of something I want to be a part of. For example, a lack of cash gets in the way of me wanting to be a part of having a Playstation 3!
Ah, the demands of a simple man. Why are they never met?
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